By Edward A. Forbes The Bulletin
I upgraded my Amazon Store Credit Card to an Amazon Prime Credit Card, or at least I thought I did. I received a letter three weeks after my change requesting that I call the Chase Bank about my application.
I called Chase the next business day and was asked to verify my identity. This is weird, I thought, and we began the following conversation.
“We need you to verify your Social Security number,” I was told.
“It’s on the application,” I replied.
“Yes sir, we need you to verify your Social Security number. It didn’t match up to your name.”
I applied for my Social Security number when I was in the fifth grade. I did it all by myself, and I applied as Eddie (my preferred name), not as Edward.
“Does it match for Eddie Forbes?”
“No sir, we need you to verify your Social Security number.”
I bit my tongue and tried not to be irritated and reiterated my Social Security number.
“Could you verify your address and phone number?”
Exasperated at their incompetence, I complied.
“O.K., Mr. Forbes, that should take care of everything, and you should receive your card in five to seven working days.”
Acting my age, I snottily inquired, “What’s the deal here?”
“Mr. Forbes, you put your phone number in as your Social Security number.”
Well, that was a startling development. I don’t make mistakes like that, I thought, unless - of course - I do. I have noticed that multitasking is becoming less reliable than in the days of yore. I have been humbled. I am slowing down and find I need to double-check my work.
In an effort to combat these mental errors, I began working out and trying to diet. The diet thing is more of an idea than reality. I was so proud of myself the other day that I had cucumber and bell pepper slices with a dill dip for a snack.
I noticed as I was giving myself a pat on the back for my constraint that I had six oatmeal raisin cookies in the other hand.
Baby steps, Eddie, I told myself, baby steps.
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